Please, gods, no:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8184225.stm

As Clarkson would say, oh come on!

It seems as if we've only just got rid of the self-pitying self-obsessed talent-lite tosser after an unbroken decade of inexplicable adoration from the British public. I hoped and prayed that we had all finally seen the last of that infuriatingly smug bug-eyed gurning face. But apparently not just yet.

Is it bad for me to hope that he falls on his arse with the next album, failing spectacularly?