I blush to repeat the one joke I've heard, but I will if you want to hear it.
Anyone else heard any yet?
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Old-Nick
Pro - Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 08:04:29
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mrs-h-the-3rd
Pro - Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 08:04:49
I've heard one that was just awful but I'm afraid to repeat it incase I get told off.
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brokendownangel
Pro - Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 08:05:53
You know you wanna!!!
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mattk
- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 08:09:01
OK, here it is:
"I hear Michael Jackson is going to be melted down and made into plastic toys, so that children can play with him for a change"...
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mrs-h-the-3rd
Pro
- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 08:33:17
That's the one I heard! I'm sure more will filter through to all of us during the day.
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soyunperdedor
Pro - http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk
- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 09:53:48
Not too bad
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Chyna_Doll
- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 11:48:34
That was pretty good
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DominicGee
- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 09:19:57
I've heard about 7 just this morning, and counting.
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mattk
- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 11:53:22
Come on then, spill!
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DominicGee
- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 11:58:06
Apparently his London dates have now been cancelled...they were called Tom (9) and Petey (8)
Doctors say that One Bad Apple caused his death.....Gwyneth Paltrow is unavailable for comment
Farah Fawcett was at the Pearly Gates yesterday, God told her "You have one wish before you enter the Kingdom of Heaven"....Fawcett said "I wish all the children of the World could be safe".....
LAPD have confirmed they have found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in the lounge and Class 3C in the bedroom…
McDonalds have announced the MJ memorial burger.... 50 year old meat in 12 year old buns
There are other's but I'm sure you've heard them all before...-
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mattk
- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 12:04:58
All good, and I particularly like the last one.
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- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 10:15:07
Whats the difference between Alex Feruson and Micheal Jackson?
Fergie will be playing Giggs in August.-
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mattk
- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 10:25:59
Liking that one, very good!
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- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 11:41:38
Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this afternoon. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom... and Class 4C in his bedroom.
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whoknows
- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 11:44:17
I heard the one about police saying his death is suspicious but they don't know whether to blame it on the sunshine, blame it on the moonlight, blame it on the good times or blame it on the boogie.
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mattk
- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 11:54:05
Aw, that one's quite cute!
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mrs-h-the-3rd
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- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 13:33:25
The rumours that Michael Jackson has died are untrue. Doctors say that he woke up about 10 mins ago on the children's ward and he thought he had died and gone to heaven.
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- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 14:17:43
Apologise if this sounds lame, but could someone explain the class 4c thingie?
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- http://www.mattpearce.co.uk
- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 14:44:34
Not sure what it's like in the rest of the world but in the UK a class of say 30 school kids might be given a name eg..4a another class 4b and so on...
So in reference to the joke it mean that a load of school kids from class 4c were in his bedroom.
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- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 14:48:40
Michael Jackson will replace 'Buster' as the plastic test dummy in the next series of Mythbusters as he is made of almost indestructible materials.
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- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 15:07:57
now i know what the world news has said and weve all heard jacko is dead but that isn't actually true,,,
he is down the children ward hed had a stroke! -
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mattk
- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 15:25:48
Excellent, keep 'em coming people!
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- http://www.averagejoesblog.com/2009/06/michael-jackson-dies-so-roll-on-michael-jackson-jokes
- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 15:32:44
Loads more over at http://www.averagejoesblog.com/2009/06/michael-jackson-dies-so-roll-on-michael-jackson-jokes/
My favs -
Michael Jackson comes home and his girlfriend is packing her bags.. Michael: “What are you doing??” Girlfriend: “Im leaving you! I just found out what you are! You’re a pedophile!” Michael: “Pfff, you have a big mouth for a 7 year old!”
Q: Why did Michael Jackson die at 3:15?
A: “It’s when the big hand touches the little hand”
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justalice
- Friday, Jun. 26, 2009 @ 15:40:50
I heard a good one which made me laugh...
What does a Playstation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Little kids turn them on.-
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mattk
- Monday, Jun. 29, 2009 @ 11:25:59
Very good, very good...
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I don't know why all the surprise about Michael Jackson dying. He's been off colour for years.
Sorry, lame but the rest have been said.-
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mattk
- Monday, Jun. 29, 2009 @ 07:42:44
Ha ha! Different!
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- Saturday, Jun. 27, 2009 @ 13:17:42
I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning......he was eating 12 year old nuts
Come on then.
Tell us!